Jacob's Christmas Party at school, the day we left for VA. His teacher is a doll...fresh out of school, full of optimism, and very creative. Her only drawback? SHE'S A LONGHORN. :-P
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Jacob's Class Party
Jacob's Christmas Party at school, the day we left for VA. His teacher is a doll...fresh out of school, full of optimism, and very creative. Her only drawback? SHE'S A LONGHORN. :-P
Christmas in Virginia
Friday, November 23, 2007
Happy Thanksgiving!
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Scouting at School!
Monday, November 5, 2007
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Halloween Pics
Big Eyed Boys
R.I.P.
Today, Jacob told me that he knew what the R.I.P stood for on gravestones. "They say R.I.P so that people know not to rip them off, and steal them."
Of course.
:-)
Of course.
:-)
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Boys vs. Girls
Jacob came home yesterday absolutely incensed that the girls were chanting this at school:
"Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."
As a mom, I had to act horrified that the girls were acting ugly. Inside, I was thinking:
You Go Girls!!! :-)
"Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."
As a mom, I had to act horrified that the girls were acting ugly. Inside, I was thinking:
You Go Girls!!! :-)
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Happy Birthday to Me!
Last weekend, a group of us had a wonderful time. I got a wonderful massage, and spend the afternoon sitting on the Blanco River. It was paradise. And there were the 4 basic food groups: Chips, Dips, Chocolate, and Alcohol.
Girls, I highly recommend it. It's called Great Escape Weekends. Here's the website:
www.rockyriverranch.com
...More Questions of the Day
Jacob recently asked...
"Where do clouds come from?"
Mom answered: "When warm air rises and it meets cool air, it makes a cloud."
"Then where does air come from?"
Mom answered: "Call Granddaddy."
Jacob recently asked...
"What is light made out of?"
Mom answered: "Call Granddaddy."
Jacob recently asked...
"How are statues made?"
Mom (the art major) who actually knows the answer, replies: "They are carved from marble, or molded from clay, then bronzed."
Jacob said: "I think we should call Granddaddy, just to be sure."
Are you beginning to see a pattern here? As most of you know, my father is the KING of all things trivia. I have said many times that if I ever go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, he'd be my lifeline!!!
"Where do clouds come from?"
Mom answered: "When warm air rises and it meets cool air, it makes a cloud."
"Then where does air come from?"
Mom answered: "Call Granddaddy."
Jacob recently asked...
"What is light made out of?"
Mom answered: "Call Granddaddy."
Jacob recently asked...
"How are statues made?"
Mom (the art major) who actually knows the answer, replies: "They are carved from marble, or molded from clay, then bronzed."
Jacob said: "I think we should call Granddaddy, just to be sure."
Are you beginning to see a pattern here? As most of you know, my father is the KING of all things trivia. I have said many times that if I ever go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, he'd be my lifeline!!!
Sunday, September 30, 2007
You Know It's Time For A Hobby...
...when the most exciting part of your weekend is buying Thomas the Tank Engine underpants for your 2-year-old.
I remember back in the old days when Jack would call me at work on Friday morning, and we'd plan a spontaneous trip to somewhere...Brenham, tubing the Comal, a condo in Galveston, etc. Now, I'm checking every 5 minutes to make sure Thomas the Tank Engine is still dry.
Oh, how times have changed!
I remember back in the old days when Jack would call me at work on Friday morning, and we'd plan a spontaneous trip to somewhere...Brenham, tubing the Comal, a condo in Galveston, etc. Now, I'm checking every 5 minutes to make sure Thomas the Tank Engine is still dry.
Oh, how times have changed!
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Jacob on Religion
Today, Jake and I were watching a television show, and the storyline involved a priest. Someone called him "Father," and Jake asked me why. I told him that in the Catholic faith, that was how it was done. When I told him that priests are not allowed to marry, or date, etc., he responded:
"Does God know about this?"
"Does God know about this?"
Monday, September 3, 2007
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Lost and Found
A few days ago as I was cooking, I reached for my salt shaker, and found that it was missing. Where would a salt shaker be, you ask? After searching every nook and crannie of my kitchen, I gave up. Later, I found it on the back of the toilet. Yes, the toilet.
I asked Jake why the salt shaker was in the bathroom.
"My chips weren't salty enough, and I had to use the bathroom!!!"
I don't even want to know the logistics of how the salting of the chips and the using of the bathroom worked out, nor will I ask. Needless to say, the saltshaker is in the trash, and my new saltshaker rests in hiding in my pantry... :)
I asked Jake why the salt shaker was in the bathroom.
"My chips weren't salty enough, and I had to use the bathroom!!!"
I don't even want to know the logistics of how the salting of the chips and the using of the bathroom worked out, nor will I ask. Needless to say, the saltshaker is in the trash, and my new saltshaker rests in hiding in my pantry... :)
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Questions of the Day
My son, Jacob, is very curious. Our family jokes that he has a "question of the day." Here are just a few of them. I'll update as needed... :)
"Do mammals still drink milk when they go on summer vacation?"
Is Mimi (his 97 year-old great grandmother) EVER gonna be a space girl?
Do bees throw up? What color is it? Does it smell?
Who invented seat belts?
Does God work in a button factory?
"If a stegosaurus tries to attack you with his tail, is it better to be wearing underwear, pants and socks?"
Mom: Well, yes...I guess so. Why?
"Because you might bleed if you don't have underwear on."
Mom: Why would you bleed?
"....beCAUSE...the tail has SPIKES on it...and underwear proTECTS you...duh.
"Do mammals still drink milk when they go on summer vacation?"
Is Mimi (his 97 year-old great grandmother) EVER gonna be a space girl?
Do bees throw up? What color is it? Does it smell?
Who invented seat belts?
Does God work in a button factory?
"If a stegosaurus tries to attack you with his tail, is it better to be wearing underwear, pants and socks?"
Mom: Well, yes...I guess so. Why?
"Because you might bleed if you don't have underwear on."
Mom: Why would you bleed?
"....beCAUSE...the tail has SPIKES on it...and underwear proTECTS you...duh.
First Day of School!
Saturday, August 25, 2007
All About Joseph
He attends the preschool where I work, so we see each other during the day. He loves to draw and build things with blocks (and knock them down, of course), and jump off of anything that stands still!
We're surprising him with tickets to the Wiggles concert. He's going to flip out!
All About Jacob
That being said, he also loves to dance! Sadly, he has received his dance genes from his dad. More about that later...
He is starting second grade on Monday, and he is very excited about it.
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