Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Questions of the Day

My son, Jacob, is very curious. Our family jokes that he has a "question of the day." Here are just a few of them. I'll update as needed... :)

"Do mammals still drink milk when they go on summer vacation?"


Is Mimi (his 97 year-old great grandmother) EVER gonna be a space girl?


Do bees throw up? What color is it? Does it smell?


Who invented seat belts?


Does God work in a button factory?


"If a stegosaurus tries to attack you with his tail, is it better to be wearing underwear, pants and socks?"


Mom: Well, yes...I guess so. Why?

"Because you might bleed if you don't have underwear on."

Mom: Why would you bleed?

"....beCAUSE...the tail has SPIKES on it...and underwear proTECTS you...duh.

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